Author: Zhou Gangan
Translation credit: Jia
Chapter 41
‘I
love him!’ Judy proudly announced.
Mo
and Gu Weiyi looked at each other and blurted out at the same time, ‘Maobing.’
‘Maobing’
was heard as maybe by Judy, so she repeated it rightly, ‘I do love him!’
Mo
thought, when she was in high school, the teacher said, do is used before the
verb, to emphasize. She finally saw it once today.
Now
is the time for Mo to declare her sovereignty. She had long wanted to do such a
play. She had missed several opportunities by mistake before, but now she
finally caught one. However, this opportunity was more difficult to grasp than
others. Language barriers made bad words a fantasy, and even if her English was
good, the profundity of Chinese language was not comparable to these tadpole
writings.
Mo
sighed for a while about her patriotism there, and when she looked back, she
saw that Gu Weiyi and the fake rare thing were looking at her, as if they were
waiting for her to say something. Then she suddenly said as if she was crazy, ‘I
am not his girlfriend.’
Gu
Weiyi was startled by her and looked at her in amazement.
Even
Judy was foolish, and her eyes swept back and forth between Gu Weiyi and Situ
Mo.
After
a pause, Mo laughed sinisterly and said, ‘I am his wife.’
After
speaking, she felt herself great to have achieved the most stormy effect with
the most simple and easy to understand English.
Sure
enough, Judy turned pale and stammered, ‘I…I don't believe it.’
‘It's
true.’ Gu Weiyi hugged her and pressed her to his chest, ‘And she's pregnant.’
Judy,
after all, was a child, and when he heard that, she looked up and down at Mo,
burst out with tears in her eyes and rushed out.
Mo
asked Gu Weiyi, ‘What's the meaning of the word P or something you just said?
Why did she run out crying when she heard that?’
He
laughed unkindly, ‘Pregnant.’
Mo
was stunned and looked down at herself. Recently, she had often stayed up late
to work and ate supper when she was hungry. She had put on some weight. But
would pregnancy be too much? That rare thing even believed it?
Gu
Weiyi didn't know what he had done wrong. After Judy left, Situ Mo stopped
talking to him. He broke his lips and explained that he hadn't told her about Judy
before because he felt disgraced to have been liked by a little child. But Situ
Mo just kept silent and sat on the sofa with her eyes blankly, mixing cold
noodles in her hands. It was said that she had studied how to make cold noodles
specially for him.
‘Situ
Mo.’ Gu Weiyi snatched the pot from her hand, ‘What's wrong?’
Mo
said weakly, ‘No, I'm not hungry. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed.’
After
taking a bath, Mo went to bed with a dull pain in her chin and forehead, which
was a sign of acne. It was true that she had come all the way to meet her
boyfriend and chose the time when she was fat and ugly.
When
Gu Weiyi went to bed after taking a bath, Gu Weiyi just looked up lazily and
moved to spare a place for him. Anyway, they had slept together before, and
then she would be pretentious if she was reserved again.
Gu
Weiyi lay down, leaned over and hugged her. She remained motionless and let him
hug her.
He
kissed her on the top of her head and said in a good voice, ‘Come on, what's
wrong?’
Mo
still adhered to the principle of silence, let it wind in the southeast and
northwest, she just did not move.
He
himself was not a good-tempered and patient person, having coaxed her in a low
voice for so long without any effect. He sat up and said angrily, ‘What's on
earth wrong with you, Situ Mo?’ It's not inquiry, it's accountability.
Mo
lazily pulled the quilt that had turned over by him and said, ‘It's all right. Leave
me alone.’
Gu
Weiyi was even more fierce, and her tepid attitude could make people angry to
death. Just as he was trying to say something, there was a knock at the door
and he jumped down to open it.
The
door only opened a crack. He blocked Alex's inquiry eye and asked coldly, ‘What's
up?’
Alex
was guilty when he did something bad. He was even more worried when he heard Gu
Weiyi speak loudly in the room. They had lived together for so long that he had
not heard Gu Weiyi speak so angrily. So he knocked at the door to make sure
nothing happened.
Alex
saw that there seemed to be nothing wrong. Probably it was a quarrel between the
couple, so he waved and said, ‘I'm gonna order a pizza, do you want some?’
Gu
Weiyi did not speak, but just stared at him, making him touch his nose and leave.
When
he returned to bed, he saw Situ Mo pretending to sleep with her eyes closed.
Suddenly he felt funny and lost his temper. He hugged her and lay quietly.
Later, she really went to sleep, unconsciously turned over, with most of her
body lying on him. The soft touch made his heart burst into flames. He had no
choice but to move away. Leaving most place of the bed for her to sleep, and he
slightly hung beside the bed. It was so pitiful.
Mo
woke up early and saw Gu Weiyi pitifully sleeping in the corner. It was
strange, had she kicked him out of her dream last night because of her
resentment. But last night, she was really like a neurosis. Today, she was
embarrassed to think about it. But she had to blame him for having slandered a
girl as pregnant. It's a big deal. Who would be happy to do that?
She
went to the bathroom to wash herself. Looking in the mirror, she found two poxes
on her forehead and chin, echoing each other and, which was very interesting.
This morning, her mood was almost destroyed. When she came out of the bathroom,
she saw Gu Weiyi was still sleeping in bed. She threw water on his face, he
just turned over and kept sleeping. She simply put her wet hand on his face and
cried, ‘Get up, get up, take me out.’
Gu
Weiyi squinted and hummed, ‘What time is it?’
Mo
looked at the time, ah! Just five o'clock, the jet lag had not been changed,
then laughed, ‘Forget the time, I can't sleep, you get up.’
He
squinted and looked at her with one eye open, ‘Situ Mo, is it one of the
pleasures of your life not to let me sleep?’
She
nodded heavily, ‘Yes! Get up quickly.’
With
a long sigh, he had to climb up, looking at the time, five o'clock! ‘Situ Mo, are
you crazy! five o'clock!’ Then he went back to bed again.
Mo
screamed and jumped into bed, jumping and laughing. Gu Weiyi closed his eyes,
and jumped up and down with her movements.
She
was tired before the spring bed was broken by her. She lay down on Gu Weiyi and
opened his eyelids. She opened the red inner eyelids and white eyeballs, then cried
out, ‘Why are they all white eyeballs? Is he dead? Is he dead?’
As
she spoke, he went to feel his nose, He held his breath in unison.
Mo
muttered to herself, ‘No breath, what should I do? Yes, cardiopulmonary
resuscitation!’
After
that, she pounded him on the chest in a fashionable way, and he let her pound
him without moving in spite of the pain.
She
cheered, ‘Oh, finally he’s dead.’
Gu
Weiyi turned over and pressed her, pinched her neck and scolded, ‘You snake and
scorpion woman, haven’t you hear of artificial respiration!’
She
kept gigging, he kissed her, but she didn’t stop. He kissed two more times, but
she was still gigging. Adhering to the spirit of unbearable tolerance, he could
not help biting her blushing face, and then the ear. Since he proved that her
ear was her sensitive zone, he especially liked to kiss her ear. As long as he
kissed, she would cry and huddle together, letting him do whatever he wanted.
Mo
was unconscious until he bent down to kiss her neck and rubbed her chin against
her newborn pox. Suddenly she woke up from the pain and pushed him to run out
of the bed.
Gu
Weiyi stared at her getting out of bed with barefoot. She didn't bring with her
pajamas. She was wearing his sportswear. The dark blue sportswear covered her
slender body. Even her underneath shorts were covered. It looked like she was
wearing only a sportswear. Her legs looked white and slender against the deep
blue background.
He
pulled her back to bed and pressed her down. ‘Where are you going?’
Mo
blushed and couldn't speak. She was afraid to move even after she clearly felt
his body changed.
So
face to face, for a while neither of them spoke. Suddenly Mo felt as serious as
a confrontation between the two armies, and she could not help laughing again.
When
Gu Weiyi saw her laughing, he kissed her again. As usual, he kissed her ears
first, capturing the ringleader first in order to capture all his followers.
Then
he put his hand in through the hem of her clothes, and the clothes fell to the
ground one by one...
Again,
she was confused, thinking that America had really taught him a lot.
The
next thing was logical. Mo died gloriously and grandly. She was born gloriously
and died great.
Mo
didn't know what other people would do after they had done such a thing.
Anyway, she was so embarrassed that her face burned up when she contacted him
with her eyes. Several times, she tried to say everything but found that her
language organizational ability had serious problems.
But
that was not the case in Gu Weiyi’s eyes. He thought she regretted it, and he
blamed himself.
Alex
saw such a strange picture when he went out of the room. They sat on the long
sofa in the living room and watched the TV carefully, but when watching
carefully, he found that both of them were all embarrassed. He thought it was
his fault, so he rushed to the middle of the sofa and sat down. He explained to
Mo enthusiastically that the professor's daughter was still young, ignorant and
a little son of a bitch.
Mo
couldn't understand too many professional swearing words. She just laughed when
she thought the big man's anxious look was funny. Alex, however, thought that
his heart-to-heart abuse had an effect, and he was happy in his heart, and he
laughed along with her.
Two
people from different countries laughed as if they were regretting they didn't
meet sooner. There were no nationality and race in the world. We were in the
global village.
But
Gu Weiyi’s ideological awareness was far from that high, he looked at his woman,
who refused to contact him with eyes a second ago, but the next second, she
just laughed sweetly with another men. His heart was greatly upset.
‘Alex, go back to your room!’ Gu Weiyi stared at the TV and said.
Thank you for uploading! They are so silly, I would say they need to communicate better but it's so enjoyable and harmless that I think it's okay.
ReplyDeleteI actually think the same too lol
DeleteBut they will get cuter and cuter, and when they talk, it's so sweet it hurts :D
I hope you enjoy reading the story!
Oooh!!! So cute how they misunderstand each other; that happens quite often in real life, too...
ReplyDeleteI'll wait till Monday, anxiously.
Xoxo
I love that their misunderstanding never turn into something big that threatened their relationship. Even in the later part :D
DeleteHope you enjoy the story!