Put Your Head on My Shoulder (致我们暖暖的小时光) - Chapter 16

Gu Weiyi and Mo had an accident (?) in this chapter. And there's some calculation involved, which I don't understand. If anyone knows what it means, do tell me :D

We also meet Lin Zhicun, the star who will work with Situ Mo. And who knows, he might be another secret admirer of Mo. Gu Weiyi need to protect his girl carefully, before she's taken away from him!

Title: Put Your Head on My Shoulder (致我们暖暖的小时光)
Author: Zhou Gangan
Translation credit: Jia

Chapter 16

‘Ah -’ Situ Mo turned over and sighed the 1001st breath tonight. She really wanted to dig a hole to bury herself. It's really rare to lose face like her.

Back before leaving work, brother Tie suddenly appeared and told Mo that a star would come to shoot an advertisement tomorrow, so she’d better dress professionally and go to the filming scene with him. Mo pondered for a long while and was not sure what professional clothes would be like in the advertising business, so she had to invite the sister, who reluctantly told her to wear fashionable clothes and high heels. The sister had liked the star for a long time and wanted to go with brother Tie, but he just disagreed whatever she said. So the sister strongly condemned the ** luck that Mo could follow.

Mo went to buy a pair of high-heeled shoes as soon as she left work. She used to have one pair, which were uncomfortable to wear. She had worn it twice, but was tortured to death every time. When she returned home, Gu Weiyi was not in, so she simply ate a bowl of instant noodles before practicing walking in high heels. Although she had worn high-heeled shoes several times before because of interviews, her walking level was really limited. She could cheat people by taking a few steps but she would show her true colors when she walked for a long time. About twenty minutes of walking back and forth, Gu Weiyi came back with food in his hand. Mo swallowed and looked at him eagerly when she saw the head of the bearded old man on the paper bag,.

Gu Weiyi handed her the food helplessly, ‘I bought it for you. Don’t be so pitiful.’

Mo cheered and rushed towards KFC --- that's how the tragedy happened.

Having been blinded by the food, Mo forgot that she was wearing a pair of shoes which had a heel of seven centimeters, so... Mo flopped down, and then... Because ‘distance = speed * time’, and the distance between Mo and Gu Weiyi was known < the speed of Mo * the time of Mo in the air, so Mo was glorious... threw Gu Weiyi down. And because of the mysterious mathematic problem between Mo’s height and Gu Weiyi's height, when Mo threw Gu Weiyi down, ugh... that... just... Two lips touched at zero distance.

Was it embarrassing enough? Come on, wave your hands with God and shake your head. It's not enough, not enough.

When Mo and Gu Weiyi were in a hurry to leave each other's body, er... That... there was a disorder in busy, Mo put her hand on something that shouldn't be put on, and then... The ‘thing’ that shouldn't have been put on had the valiantly reaction of the legendary youthfulness.

‘Oh -’ Mo sat up in bed straightforwardly, what did that guy say just now? He said, Situ Mo, you have been too hungry and thirsty. If you really need it, we can discuss. Ohh - Gu Weiyi, what a bitch! She had mistaken him for a good man just because he hadn't said harsh words to her for days. Mo beat the pillow several times and laid back in bed. Two seconds later, she bounced back. He…he responded! He responded to her, and she just happened to be a woman, so... According to the logical reasoning,

‘∵A = B,

∵A = C, →∴B = C,

And ∵C = D, →∴B = D,

That is to say, he... responded to women. So she's got water in her head to have fantasized the love and hate between Fu Pei and him. Mo suddenly relaxed and felt self-mockery. Oh, it's a pity that she didn't write the script because she could act so dramatically. If Gu Weiyi knew that she had thought he liked Fu Pei, would she be killed?

Gu Weiyi leaned on his bed and turned over a book. He could not help but stop and listen to the movement of the next room every few lines. Sometimes it was a crackling voice, sometimes a screaming of regret. He touched his lips, which really hurt. Her front teeth knocked down on his lips so stiffly. Tomorrow, he’d like to see what brand of toothpaste she had use. The teeth were so hard! He couldn’t help but smile with corners of his mouth. He coughed and pressed down the impulse to laugh. He turned over a page and read two lines before he realized that the front page was not finished. So he turned back to read. There was another sound of thumping came from the next room. Finally, he could not help laughing softly.

The next day, Mo followed brother Tie to the filming scene.

It was the first time that Mo had seen the living star. Bah, Bah, Bah. She didn't want to see the dead star either. To be honest, Mo didn't know that person. She lived in high school and rarely watched TV. So she blocked the way of pursuing stars. After going to college, she also lacked interest in this aspect. So her understanding of stars remained in the era of the Four Heavenly Kings and the Four Little Heavenly Kings. But Mo could still see that he was very popular. The filming scene was surrounded by his fans inside and outside. It was said that some of them came by train from far away. The star was very handsome, without putting on any airs. But he just didn’t like to talk to others. It's probably due to his personality.

Mo spent the morning with brother Tie, watching how he communicated with the director and staff. It was frightening when brother Tie work hard. As if he were not the same person who would force others to listen to his sneer jokes.

During lunch break, Mo went to buy water. On the way back, she was surrounded by three girls, who badgered her to help them get the signature of the star. The three girls seemed to be high school students, but the trick was very clever. They said tearfully that they had taken the train for two days to get here. Mo knew that they may lie, but she agreed softly. Only those who at their age, would like a stranger almost infatuatedly.

With three notebooks and water in her arms, Mo hesitated for a long while to approach the star, ‘Er, Mr. Lin, do you want to drink water?’

‘No, thank you.’ He didn't even raise his head.

Mo looked back, the three girls were looking at her eagerly. She sighed in her heart and said, ‘Mr. Lin, there is the thing... three of your fans, came from far away, hoping that you can sign for them.

Lin Zhicun raised his head and looked at Mo. ‘Sorry, I'm not convenient.’

Mo didn't realize that he refused so simply and was a little annoyed. Wasn't it just a matter of lifting a finger? He didn’t have a broken hand. Why was he inconvenient? Unfortunately, although she was angry, she dared not say anything. She had to leave embarrassedly and said to the three girls, ‘Sorry, the company has stipulated that no signature is allowed.’

A girl's tears soon fell and said, ‘Sister, can you help us let him sign secretly.’

Mo panicked when she saw the girl crying. Tears were her weakness. She herself didn't like to cry. So when she saw other people's tears, she felt very precious. She said hastily, ‘Okay, then I'll come up with a plan. Don't cry.’

Mo returned to the back of Lin Zhicun, hesitated for a moment and went up to him. ‘Mr. Lin, I'm really sorry. Just sign for them please. They really like you.’

He put down the paper impatiently. ‘I said it was inconvenient.’

Mo choked, ‘Why inconvenient?’

He raised his eyebrows and smiled, ‘It's inconvenient everywhere.’

Mo was confused by his sudden laughter and said with a trace of hope, ‘It won’t take you a long time to sign your name.’

‘Situ! What are you doing here? Brother Tie’s voice came from behind.

Mo was a little like a pupil caught by a teacher for doing something bad and took a step back. ‘Well... His fans asked me if I could get his signature.

Lin Zhicun was dumbfounded. What a silly woman? So frankly? Wasn’t she afraid of being scolded?

Brother Tie sank his face and shouted, ‘ I asked you to work, not to help fans follow the star!’ What's in your head? Did you know that this would affect the progress of your work?

Mo was shocked: ‘It would take less than a minute to sign a name.’

Brother Tie got angry, ‘Are you an idiot, can't you see how many people are surrounded outside?’ If you help sign one, there will be a second one, a third one and a fourth one. Why don't we just stop shooting and let you hold a signing party for him? Did you know what profession is?

Mo lowered her head, bit her lower lip and squeezed out a few words, ‘I'm sorry.’

Brother Tie’s tone slowed down: ‘Why did you apologize to me? Just apologize to Mr. Lin.’

Mo always admitted the mistake and would change it. The mistake she had made for the longest time in her life was to fall in love with Fu Pei, but when she saw it clearly, she changed it. Of course, such trifles couldn’t get into her eyes. She turned around and puts a 45-degree bow to Lin Zhicun: ‘Mr. Lin, I'm sorry to have disturbed you.’

Lin Zhicun suddenly said in a good mood, ‘I can sign for you, but only the three notebooks in your hand.’

Mo felt like pennies from heaven, nodding like pounding garlic.

Mo handed the notebooks back to the three girls: ‘Okay, you guys go home quickly, or your families would worry about you.’

Three little girls shed tears of gratitude and the girl cried just now suddenly pulled out an MP3 from her pocket and said, ‘Sister, can I ask you for the last thing?’

Mo had an alarm bell in her heart, ‘No, I'm going to work.’

She put MP3 in Mo’s hand: ‘Please, let our dear help me record a bed call.’

Mo looked at the little girl in surprise. Bed call? Was she too out of step with the times or was the world changing too fast?

‘Sister, what are you blushing about? I mean the sound of waking me up.’ The girl saw Mo blushed and couldn't help saying.

Mo felt shamed of her dirty thoughts, she put the MP3 back into the girl’s hand, ‘I really can't help you anymore.’ She left quickly after speaking up.

After a busy day's work, sitting on the bus home, Mo felt more and more tired. Her feet stuffed in high-heeled shoes were so painful that she wanted to swear. Chinese women were so miserable that they had just liberated themselves from the shackles of foot binding and began to fall into the bitter sea of high-heeled shoes.

When Mo got home, looking at the light coming from the crack of the door, she was a little worried. Ever since last night she had been frivolous to Gu Weiyi, they haven't met each other. She didn’t know how embarrassing it would be later.

She took a deep breath and opened the door. Gu Weiyi was lying on the sofa watching TV. She greeted with a narrow voice, ‘I'm back.’

Gu Weiyi's drowsy eyes lit up and sat up. ‘Have you eaten yet?’

‘Yes, a box lunch at the filming scene.’

Gu Weiyi grinned and said, ‘Fortunately, you’ve eaten, otherwise it would be hard for me to withstand your hunger and thirst.’

The fierce fire in Mo’s heart was lifted up by him, she threw her bag at him with great force. ‘Are you boring? I said I didn’t mean it.’

He laughed and avoided, ‘Somebody's getting angry from shame.’

Mo went to pick up the bag and gave him two punches: ‘Have you eaten yet?’

He tightened his muscles and let her beat, ‘No, waiting for you to cook.’

Mo looked at him incredibly: ‘Shame on you! Why did you ask me to make the meal when I’m so tired?’

Gu Weiyi patted her on the head: ‘That's not what I said. I, who was pure and noble, insulted by you last night. You must at least cook a meal to compensate for my broken heart.’

Mo felt suffocated and frustrated, threwing out a sentence: ‘You are really heartless.’

Gu Weiyi laughed and accepted her words, ‘Don’t worry, at least I still have a stomach.’

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