Author: Zhou Gangan
Translation credit: Jia
Chapter 43
‘What's
wrong with you?’ Gu Weiyi asked anxiously as he wiped her tears, ‘Do you want
to vomit again?’
mo
grabbed his hand and bit it hard. He frowned painfully, but dared not pull it
back, had to let her bite.
After
a while, Miss Dog let go. Gu Weiyi looked at the blood-stained teeth on his
hands and said, ‘You murdered your husband?’
After
biting, Mo was in a better mood and coolly said, ‘The ghost and you are husband
and wife. Anyway, we haven't registered yet. Your sister just took it as playing
with the madman today.’
Smart
as Gu Weiyi, who immediately knew where he had stepped on the mine, hurried to
apologize, ‘I was kidding, we are legitimate couples under God's witness.’
Mo
sniffed, ‘Legitimate your dead head, I believe in Buddhism.’
He
straightened up and sat down on the edge of the bed, smiling and grinning, ‘Buddha
said, you can’t discard after having made use of.’
She
pushed him aside and said, ‘Benefactor, please respect yourself.’
The
un self-respected male benefactor simply threw down the female benefactor. His
face was only five centimeters away from her face and said, ‘I’ve apologized.
It's too stingy to be unyielding anymore.’
Mo
sideways avoided the air that he sprayed on her face, and pronounced clearly: ‘I,
am, stingy.’
He
lowered his head and bit her on the neck and said, ‘What do you want? Let you
ravage me?’
Mo
did not move, and after a while she said quietly, ‘If you regret it, say it
earlier, when we haven’t registered.’
Gu
Weiyi pulled her face over and said calmly, ‘It's you who regret it, Situ Mo.’
Mo
had a kind of confusion that can be seen through her mind. Yes, she regretted. It
was true that she had known him for less than a year. It was unavoidable that she
would still be worried. Besides, whose marriage would be so inexplicable that
they woke up in the morning to get married and went to class in the afternoon
after they got married?
Seeing
her silent for half a day, Gu Weiyi sighed, turned over from her and went back
to the desk to turn the pages of a book.
Mo
sat up, leaned against the bed and looked at his stiff back. She cried timidly,
‘Gu Weiyi.’
His
hand, which was turning the pages of the book, paused. He did not turn back, ‘You
can sleep first. I'll go to bed after I finish my report.’
He
turned the pages so loudly. Mo bit her lip but said nothing for several times.
Eventually, she lay down and closed her eyes. The darkness made her
acoustically sensitive. He stopped turning the pages, didn’t make any noise for
a long time. He moved the chair gently, turned off the light, came to the
bedside and opened the quilt. He lay down.
In
this way, no hug, no kiss, two people lying in a bed, but Mo was afraid of being
so close, but so far.
She
didn’t know how long it took for Gu Weiyi to lean over and gently wrap around
her waist and take her from behind into his arms.
Mo
flattened her mouth for a long time before she rose it slightly, turned around
and embraced him.
Gu
Weiyi was stunned, he thought she was asleep.
She
rubbed her head against his chest before complaining, ‘I'm just a little
uncertain, but you didn’t coax me.’
He
touched her long hair with a rare gentleness, ‘Never mind, I'm sure, that’s
enough.’
A
little thick palm slowly rubbed on her back, slightly electric. Mo felt that
every inch of the sweat on her skin rose with his movements, just as in middle
school, a physics teacher could suck up small pieces of paper on the table by
rubbing a plastic ruler against his forehead. Mo sighed, forget it, she’s
doomed, there's no escape.
Mo
pushed Gu Weiyi who was against her, ‘Get up, you're so heavy.’
Not
only did he not get up, but he put all his strength on her and kissed her a few
more times.
Regardless
of the weight, they were sticking together sweaty and sticky. Mo felt like
every pore was blocked. She had no strength to push him away, so had to put
down her face and beg him, ‘Get up, sticky, I feel very uncomfortable.’
He
laughed wickedly, ‘Call me husband.’
She
was kind and sweetly cried, ‘Husband.’
The
soft voice made his bones soft. He bit her on the chin, rolled over from her,
picked her up and went to the bathroom.
When
the water temperature was adjusted, he had prepared to flush, but Situ Mo could
not stand still. Gu Weiyi had to put her in the bathtub, put water in the
bathtub, and then pull down the towel to help her wipe her body.
Gu
Weiyi wrapped her in a big towel and carried her back to bed. She cried to
dress. He refused to give her clothes. She gestured to cry. He gave her a white
look, helplessly picked up the clothes from the end of the bed and put them on
for her one by one.
Early
in the morning, Mo woke up and watched the sleeper near her pillow sleeping
soundly, with long eyelashes covered and soft outlines. He felt him childish.
She reached for his eyelashes, which were soft, brushing her index finger like
a brush.
Gu
Weiyi frowned and said in a dumb voice, ‘Don't make noise.’
Mo
giggled, pinched his eyelashes into a pinch and rubbed them with her forefinger
and thumb.
Gu
Weiyi grabbed her hand and pulled it around his waist. His eyes were still
squinting, but his mouth had been carelessly searching for a piece of land to
kiss and grind, slowly kissing and grinding. He got excited again that he
opened his eyes.
Mo
saw the flames burning in his eyes when he opened them. She was on the verge of
escaping, but it was still too late. Poor woman was once again brought to
justice.
So
the newly-married couple dragged all morning in bed, got hungry at noon, and Mo
suddenly remembered that someone did not go to class today, so she pinched a
piece of bread and threw it at him, ‘You dare to skip class.’
Gu
Weiyi was too lazy to answer her.
Mo
pinched a bigger piece and threw at him, ‘If you fail to graduate, I'll divorce
you.’
Gu
Weiyi did not dare to say that they had not registered this time, but reached
for her bread. ‘Just say if don't want to eat, stop wasting food.’
She
laughed proudly and put a fork into the steak already cut on his plate. Just
now he asked her to order steak, but she refused. First, she felt she couldn't
eat it all, and she said that it was her treat. The steak was so expensive...
Second, she thought there were often heroines in movies holding kraft paper
bags with long French bread. How romantic it was, who would know that French
bread was as hard as stone?
Gu
Weiyi rolled his eyes, ‘You just said you didn't eat steak, didn’t you?’
Mo
laughed stupidly, ‘I suddenly want to eat now.’
Gu
Weiyi gave in, pushed the plate to her.
In
the afternoon, Mo followed Gu Weiyi to class, slept in his class dimly.
In
the evening, one continued to study while another turned pages of the magazine
in bed.
Mo
felt bored, then left the magazine aside, sat up and looked in his bedside
drawer, saying, ‘Gu Weiyi, your drawers are so boring, there are filled with
books.’
Gu
Weiyi turned a deaf ear.
Mo
took a book on the top, Semiconductor Material, which seemed to be a hypnotic medicine.
Strangely, there were all Chinese characters, and she knew what it meant when
she took them apart. When combined, she couldn’t read them horizontally or
vertically.
She
turned two pages and tried to leave it behind. She found it with two hairs
clipped inside. She trembled nauseously to the ground. When she thought there
was something wrong, she picked it up again, squinted and estimated the length.
Two hairs, one long and one short, were tied in a knot.
She
picked up the book and smashed it at him, slapped it on his back. It slid down
and fell to the ground.
Gu
Weiyi sighed at the violence of married women and turned his chair to stare at
her, ‘Mrs. Gu, are you killing your husband?’
Mo
pinched two hairs and trembled, making an expression of rape in bed, ‘Say, whose
hair?’
He
looked at her doubtfully, and then at the books on the ground, to be frank? No,
she'll be proud until the world grow old.
He
raised his face, ‘Nobody but you, the book has not been opened since it was
brought from China. Can you stop being so dirty? I always told you not to use
my book as a pillow. You don't listen. Once I saw you put my book under the
casserole...’
Mo
rubbed the hair, carefully looked at the length and color, then carefully
looked at Gu Weiyi’s blaming face, flated her mouth, ‘Well, I know, I’ll throw
it away, stop blaming me.’
Mo took a look at Gu Weiyi, who was writing the report carefully. She took the air conditioning remote control to lower the temperature. It was so hot that her baby husband's face turned red.
Muy lindos 🥰🥰🥰 gracias
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