Translation credit: Jia
Extra 4 - Adventures of Lin Zichun in the Hospital
It's
a little silly to say that Lin Zhicun was giving a concert again. Chen Xiaoxi
and Situ Mo got two free VVIP tickets and went to the concert, leaving their
husbands and kids home. Then they witnessed a tragedy, they were not the only
witnesses, but tens of thousands of fans witnessed it, just because they were
VVIPs, they could see that very clear.
At
the beginning of the concert, the pieces of colorful paper drifted down all
over the sky. And Lin Zhicun, in a black suit, slowly descended from the sky.
His hands were open, and a pair of white wings cracked behind him, like swords
sheathing out.
After
landing, he sang, ‘Who and who was whose love...’
Thousands
of girls cried with tears: I!I!I!I!I am!
Chen
Xiaoxi turned to Situ Mo and asked, ‘Did you see that?’
Situ
Mo thought she was going to give another speech as, ‘You know such an amazing man,
why didn’t you make him your husband.’ She stared at her and said ‘shut up.’
The
ending of ‘Love’ came to an abrupt halt, and Lin Zhicun fell on the stage with
his hand covering his neck.
In
an instant, the scream was so loud that it was about to turn the stage upside
down that a group of staff rushed onto the stage and carried Lin Zhicun away.
Chen
Xiaoxi scratched her short hair, which was already in a mess, and said, ‘I was
trying to say, did you see several pieces of colored paper flying into his
mouth?’
Situ
Mo was back to the stage and speaking to Chen Xiaoxi, so she missed the
dynamics on the stag. She covered her ears and shouted, ‘What's wrong? Why are
they shouting so loudly?
Chen
Xiaoxi shrugged, ‘Maybe they felt their husband the ticket money for the
concert.’
Lin
Zhicun was taken to the best hospital in the vicinity, the hospital that Jiang
Chen worked for.
So
when Situ Mo and Chen Xiaoxi were let to the hospital by Lin Zhicun's agent,
Chen Xiaoxi felt that she herself was simply holding her head and chest high,
because there were doctors and nurses, even the cleaning aunt greeting her
warmly all the way. Finally, the agent could not help asking her if Miss Chen
was in particularly bad health. How could she know the people in the hospital
so well?
In
front of Lin Zhicun's bed, they met doctor Su, who was watching the film. When doctor
Su saw Chen Xiaoxi, she shook the X-ray in her hand and said, ‘Come and see,
give me some advice.’
‘Ah?’
Chen Xiaoxi and Situ Mo looked at each other.
Doctor
Su pointed to the two white leg bones on the X-ray film and said, ‘Is it
unreasonable that his leg is so long? Is there a problem with the pituitary
gland?
‘What?’
The agent was shocked, ‘What's wrong with him?’
Doctor
Su patted him on the shoulder, ‘Don't be nervous. It's all right, just a joke. He's
got a bone fracture in his calf. Just lay in plaster for a while and he will
get recovered. But I also heard that my colleague in the emergency department took
two ribbons from his throat. His taste of food was strange. Isn't it a pica?
Agent,
‘What?’
Doctor
Su, ‘Don't worry. It's just a piece of paper. I've met someone who ate Barbie's
head before.’
The
agent was about to cry, ‘What?’
‘Even
the hair.’
‘What?’
‘You
are deceived. The man didn't eat Barbie's hair, he pulled it out and swallowed the
head.’
‘What?’
‘Don't
worry. It's normal for stars to suffer from pica under pressure. My boyfriend
is a doctor of psychology. Shall I introduce him to you?’
‘What?’
‘I
was kidding.’
‘What?’
‘I
don't have a boyfriend. I broke up with that bastard.’
‘What?’
The
conversation was ended with the agent sitting down very slowly in his chair,
while Situ Mo was shocked on the spot. Chen Xiaoxi, the calmest, smiled and
asked Lin Zhicun on the bed, ‘Well, Mr. Lin, are you still in good health? My
name is Chen Xiaoxi, a friend of Situ Mo and your passer-by fan. Can you sign
for me?’
Lin
Zhicun, who was lying in bed and may have pituitary problems and pica because
of pressure, tried to jump up and to beat the doctor, who was an idiot. But he couldn’t
do it because of a fracture in his calf.
Jiang
Chen, who was far away from the corridors of this ward, was coming out of the
elevator to go to the clinic. Several nurses along the way told him that Chen
Xiaoxi was here.
Jiang
Chen looked at his watch and went back to his office along the way. He took off
his white coat and stood at his desk for a moment to turn over the case. He
looked at his watch again. He put on his white coat and went out. Just as he
was closing the door, as if he had thought of something, he went back to his
desk drawer and took out the dried beef from the patient and put it on the desk
before leaving.
On
the other side, Gu Weiyi, who was a few kilometers away, was writing an
experiment report while explaining to his son, who was crying as if he had lost
his mother, ‘Calm down, your mother did not wake you up because she saw you were
asleep when she went out. Think about it carefully. If she woke you up, you could
cry as much as you are doing now, right?’
Little
Gu Mowei did not reply to him with a runny nose.
Gu
Weiyi pulled a paper towel to wipe his son's runny nose, just then, he saw the
computer bullet window news: Lin Zhicun had an accident in his concert, blue in
the face, falling down with his hand covering his neck, suspected of drug
addiction attack.
When
Gu Weiyi dragged his son to the hospital, the hospital was surrounded by fans
and reporters. He called Situ Mo, but it was Chen Xiaoxi, who came out to pick
them up. They walked around to the back of the hospital and walked in. Little
Gu MoWei had stopped crying. He follewed Chen Xiaoxi to walk furtively like a
thief. Gu Weiyi walked behind him with a cold sweat on his face, ‘There is nobody.
Can’t you walk normally?’
Chen
Xiaoxi lowered her voice, ‘That's what excites you, right.’
‘Right.’
Little Gu Mowei nodded like pounding garlic.
On
the second floor, Jiang Chen, who was preparing to pull a curtain to help
patients check, looked down and saw the three people under the street lamp.
Jiang
Chen knocked on the window, but they didn't seem to hear it, and flashed into
the back door.
After
entering the hospital, Chen Xiaoxi clapped her arms around little Gu and said, ‘Oh,
my little boyfriend, you are heavy.’
Little
Gu struggled to get down, ‘I'm not your little boyfriend! I am mom’s! Where's
mom? Why didn't she come to pick me up?’
Chen
Xiaoxi gave him a kiss and said with ill intentions, ‘You didn’t know? Your mom
had been gossiping with the star before and if she went out to pick you up, it
would be very difficult to explain if she was photographed! Maybe you would
become an illegitimate child in a secret marriage.’
Little
Gu Mowei didn’t understand, he struggled to his father to ask something.
Gu
Weiyi touched his son's head and saw Situ Mo coming from the other end of the
corridor. He leaned his head slightly and squinted his eyes.
Situ
Mo looked at him, she couldn't help but pause. Bad! Murderous!
She
hurriedly piled up a smiling face and walked to him, ‘I said I would go back
immediately? Why are you here?’
‘Mom,
mom.’ Little Gu Mowei struggled out of Chen Xiaoxi's arms and hugged his
mother's leg.
Mo
took her son in one hand and grabbed Gu Weiyi's hand in the other,’Come on,
let's go and see uncle Lin, who is crippled.’
Recently,
the hospital tried to carry out night clinic, saying that it was convenient for
working people so that they don’t have to ask for leave to see doctors, but the
doctors became very busy. Jiang Chen felt as if he had not seen Chen Xiaoxi for
a long time. He thought she was coming to the hospital to visit him, but he did
not see her yet.
After
seeing about 10 patients, the nurse came in with a pile of medical records. He
rubbed his eyebrows and asked, ‘How many patients are there today?’
‘There
are many patients every day.’ The nurse put down her medical record but did not
leave. Instead, she asked Jiang Chen with a sparkle of heart, ‘I heard Xiaoxi
knew the big star who was sent in today?’
Then
the nurse talked about Lin Zhicun's brilliant visit to the hospital. Finally,
she whispered, ‘Doctor Jiang, can you ask Xiaoxi to get a signature for me?’
Jiang
Chen smiled wiout answering. He tapped the top of the stack of medical records,
‘Call the next one inside for me.’
The
nurse had to go out and call the patient.
Lin
Zhicun's ward was quite busy here. Little Gu Mowei was drawing on Lin Zhicun's
plaster with an oily pen provided by doctor Su, while Chen Xiaoxi was
instructing him and doctor Su was instructing him blindly.
Situ
Mo and Gu Weiyi were squabbling about whether patients with bone fracture
should have bone soup.
Lin
Zhicun put his hands behind his head and wondered why there was only such a group
people left around him. It was all of a
suddey that most of the staff stayed at the scene to appease fans and the
media. A few part of the staff went to the hospital to deal with the people who
were blocked in the hospital. Finally, he didn’t even know where his agent had
gone. Only the Situ Mo family and the newly-known Chen Xiaoxi and doctor Su
were left.
Unexpectedly,
he felt so good to have been accompanied by such a group of people.
What
he didn't know was that an hour ago, his agent, a veteran oil stick, who had
been used to stirring in the entertainment industry for decades, was pointed
out by doctor Su in the corridor that the skin on his neck was highly different
from the skin on his face. It might be vitiligo or mole. After that, he dropped
a sentence and I went to deal with sponsors and journalists. Please take care
of Zhicun for me, and then ran away.
Even
to the end of the night clinic, Jiang Chen did not see Chen Xiaoxi at all. He
returned to his office and found that the beef he had put on his desk had not been
opened. It seemed that she had never been to his office. However, he didn't
have to ask specifically, not even a call. He had just met the cleaning aunt in
the elevator, who had been very enthusiastic and told him where Chen Xiaoxi was
going.
What
Jiang Chen saw when he walked into the 618 ward was not very pleasant.
Chen
Xiaoxi was leaning at the foot of a man and carefully drawing something on the
plaster of his calf. Situ Mo's son was shaking her hand without a pen, ‘Be
bigger, SpongeBob's Crab Yellow Castle should be bigger!’
Jiang
Chen went straight to Chen Xiaoxi and pulled her short hair scattered on her
cheek behind her ear. She looked up, seeing it was him, and then smiled, ‘Look
at the SpongeBob I painted.’
Jiang
Chen looked sideways and pulled out a handful of beef jerky which were
independent packaged from his white coat pocket, ‘Want eat?’
‘Yes!’
Chen Xiaoxi cheered and snatched them. She tore up a bag to feed Situ Mo’s son
and a bag to feed Jiang Chen. He evaded.
Lin
Zhicun looked at the new couple and the Situ Mo couple who were still squabbling.
He felt sad. So he simply turned his eyes to see doctor Su. Looking carefully, doctor
Su looked good. She had thin lips and the corners of her mouth turned upward
slightly. Her eyes were at a normal size, which were different from the popular
style nowadays. She was looking at the plaster on his calf with her head
crooked and her brows frowned. She looked thoughtfully at the plaster on his
calf.
Lin
Zhicun thought there was something wrong and asked, ‘Doctor, what's wrong with
the plaster?’
Doctor
Su shook her head, ‘No, I was just thinking about a question.’
‘What's
the question?’
‘You
have a SpongeBob on your leg.’
‘So
what?’
‘Does
SpongeBob on earth belong to cavernous body? If so, then there is a cavernous
body on your leg?
Lin Zhicun took a deep breath, he tried to beat her up.
Postscript
‘A
love so beautiful’ was written as the preface, so I think this book should have
a postscript, representing a good figure.
This
novel was written before ‘A love so beautiful’. It had been written for a long
time before many people started chasing girls. I’m just trying to say that
there are some shortcomings, please forgive me for my ignorance when I was
young, or for my dementia now…
I
remember at that time, when I was preparing to graduate from college, I felt
confused about my future. Every day, the only spiritual ballast was to watch
American dramas and write this novel. Then I dreamed that one day, it would be published
and appeared in the bookstore. At that time, I felt that if this dream could be
realized, it would be so beautiful that I wanted to swear. The dream has really
come true, but I don't have the passion to swear.
I wondered whether I needed to talk about Situ Mo and Gu Weiyi or not, but I thought it would be better not to. I wondered whether I needed to talk about this book or not, but I thought it would be better not to. I wondered whether I needed to talk about myself or not, but I thought it would be better not to. I wondered whether I needed to talk about love or not, but I thought it would be better not to. I wondered whether I needed to talk about life or not, but I thought it would be better not to. In short, this is a novel about love, and I think the greatest and happiest thing for a writer is that I'm writing nonsense, but you love it. Love is probably the old and long nonsense that everyone loves.
Special thanks to u n ur frd Jia😀 for translation ....
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